misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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(Source: 021013)

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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koschei-the-ginger:

karkat-barakat:

So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg

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And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates

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And people started messaging me so I responded

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And one person proposed to me

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And then she blocked me so I made a status about it

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Holy shell I need a life

why does an Egg have better social life than me

"You’re told that you’re in your head too much, a phrase that’s often deployed against the quiet and cerebral. Or maybe there’s another word for such people: thinkers."

-Susan Cain, Quiet (via larmoyante)

(Source: collegehumor)

zerostatereflex:

Fertilization

A beautifully done animation on how you became you.

See the full video here as I left out some really cool parts.

From 300 or so million down to ONE.

YOU. MADE. IT.

"Nothing can wear you out like caring about people."

-S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: modernmethadone)