Two women trying to be each other’s wingwoman and both desperately trying to get the attention of one guy that little do they know, is already taken. 

“What kind of music do you listen to? Are you kidding, me too! Me and her sing the songs from that era all the time.”
“Who’s your favorite actor? OMG, really? ME TOO. Every movie he’s in is phenomenal.” 

…..I WANT TO REPEATEDLY BANG MY HEAD ON THE BAR TABLE.